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Ha! And also spot on.
For Hunter S. Thompson's birthday, the always-wonderful Paper and Salt cooks up his birthday breakfast:
4 slices bacon
4 corn tortillas
1 (14- to 15-ounce) can whole tomatoes in juice
1/4 cup chopped white onion
1/8 cup chopped fresh cilantro plus additional for sprinkling
1 tablespoon chopped canned chipotle chiles in adobo
1 garlic clove, coarsely chopped
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 large eggs
sliced avocado, for garnish
cotija cheese, for garnish
See the full recipe, with background, here. Then complement with the brilliant Fictitious Dishes and some treats from The Artists’ & Writers’ Cookbook.
I think they forgot the gin and grapefruit juice, but otherwise, well done!
Stranger outside Big Star who told me you hoped I would die on my bike - w4m (Wicker Park) →
You: Older gentleman in business casual, liquor on breath, sense of self worth fueled by demeaning other people
Me: Diminutive girl with light purple bike, grey helmet, still hopeful, heart hurting
I shouted at you and your friends to get out of the bike lane and was met by a…
Every day I expect someone to buy it because they stand in the bike lane like they own it. And they won’t think it’s their fault. If I see it, I will stick around to make sure to tell EMT or the cops that they were standing there like a moron.
"Everything is the way it is because it got that way."